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I had traveled back in time to kidnap a baby to raise as my own.

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I wrote a song for my boyfriend yesterday so that we can sing together every day.

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My wife told me to get off my sorry ass and go get a life

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I thought telling my mentor goodbye would kill me.

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That big, beautiful ball almost seemed to be rolling away from me, until I was completely blinded.

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I’ll never sleep with my feet outside of the covers again, because I don’t have feet anymore.

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The ISIS made sure I saw my father beheaded, my mother raped to numbness and my brother stoned to a thick pulp.

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"Are you sure we all need to wear these black sweatpants and shirt to evacuate the earth" I questioned the Messiah as I laced up my new Decades.

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The first time machine technically worked.

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This sounds really weird and strange, but there is something alive and hate-filled living in one of the folders in my computer.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had traveled back in time to kidnap a baby to raise as my own.	10
I wrote a song for my boyfriend yesterday so that we can sing together every day.	10
My wife told me to get off my sorry ass and go get a life	10
I thought telling my mentor goodbye would kill me.	10
That big, beautiful ball almost seemed to be rolling away from me, until I was completely blinded.	10
I’ll never sleep with my feet outside of the covers again, because I don’t have feet anymore.	10
The ISIS made sure I saw my father beheaded, my mother raped to numbness and my brother stoned to a thick pulp.	10
"Are you sure we all need to wear these black sweatpants and shirt to evacuate the earth" I questioned the Messiah as I laced up my new Decades.	10
The first time machine technically worked.	10
This sounds really weird and strange, but there is something alive and hate-filled living in one of the folders in my computer.	10